Oblivious meat eaters are the first to hop on the newest trend in foods, eating tainted meat. â€œI had no idea that it was tainted.â€? Tainted meat eater Jeremy Reed said from a Montgomery hospital. â€œIt is pretty good meat, really succulent. That is, until I shat out my intestine. But really, how can I be angry? I’m a hipster trend setter.â€? The Westland/Hallmark Meat Packing Company, who is responsible for the largest meat recall in United States history, said that when they were using â€˜downedâ€™ cattle for consumption had no idea they were creating a new trend. â€œWe were originally doing it because we are a soulless sons of bitches.â€? Westland President Steve Mendell said a news conference. â€œBut now that we see that we can kill anything, no matter how sick it appears, and unaware people will eat it, we will do our best to keep this up this pop culture phenomenon.â€?