With lower than expected numbers of people enlisting into the army and marines, military officials have decided to start using Bull Terriers to serve and fight in Iraq. â€œSeeing the recent Michael Vick case made us wonder, why do we have them fighting each other when they could fight for this great country of ours.â€? Department of Defense Secretary Robert Gates said at a recent Pentagon briefing. PETA officials who are normally at odds with any misuse or mistreatment of animals were in complete support of the decision. â€œThose dogs are fucking assholes.â€? PETA head Susan â€œMoonbeamâ€? Robertson said. â€œLet them fight, I canâ€™t stand those goddamn dogs.â€?