After annoying the human population for over 5 years, the US Government decided to launch Rap/Rocker, Kid Rock, into space. After years of listening to his music, countless ignorant statements and his bad mouthing of Pamela Anderson, he was strapped to a rocket and launched into space. “He’s annoyed us long enough.� Edmund Fitzgerald, head of the People Against Kid Rock (PAKR) said at Cape Canaveral. “You get enough signatures from people, you can get just about anything accomplished. Everyone thinks that was the longest fifteen minutes of anyone’s lives.� One of the drawbacks of launching the rap/rocker into space is that an alien culture will find Rock. “It would be more embarrassing than anything.� Alien expert Sandy Drummond said. “They would then think our entire planet is filled with saggy pant wearing, no talent, crackerjacks. That’s the diplomat nobody wants.�