After annoying the human population for over 5 years, the US Government decided to launch Rap/Rocker, Kid Rock, into space. After years of listening to his music, countless ignorant statements and his bad mouthing of Pamela Anderson, he was strapped to a rocket and launched into space. â€œHeâ€™s annoyed us long enough.â€? Edmund Fitzgerald, head of the People Against Kid Rock (PAKR) said at Cape Canaveral. â€œYou get enough signatures from people, you can get just about anything accomplished. Everyone thinks that was the longest fifteen minutes of anyoneâ€™s lives.â€? One of the drawbacks of launching the rap/rocker into space is that an alien culture will find Rock. â€œIt would be more embarrassing than anything.â€? Alien expert Sandy Drummond said. â€œThey would then think our entire planet is filled with saggy pant wearing, no talent, crackerjacks. Thatâ€™s the diplomat nobody wants.â€?