Fearing a reprisal from workout fanatics and embarrassment, the CIA purposely destroyed some 3 VHS exercise tapes featuring the 80’s workout routine dubbed ‘Jazzercise’. “If this got out, we would be the laughing stock of the world.� CIA director Michael Hayden announced. “We need to protect our field agents who may be out in gyms or jogging in our nation’s streets.� Angry congressional Democrats demanded that the Justice Department investigate. “If the CIA are using outdated forms of exercise, we have a right to know.� Senator Jay Rockefeller said. “If they are, it is completely unacceptable. We have so many better and modern ways to watch your figure and gain muscle tone.� The decision to destroy the tapes were made by Hayden who later seen burning a Unitard in his backyard.