 After suffering a painful loss to Louisiana State University at the BCS championship game, every citizen from the state of Ohio killed themselves on Tuesday. “I’ve never seen anything like it.� Pennsylvania Detective Earl Watson told reporters. “We have got a lot of phone calls to make to surviving relatives.� Watson and his staff were called in when all police, detectives and investigators were found dead while wearing an OSU jersey with the number ‘33’. “They sure do take their football seriously here.�
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