The Federal Reserve and music executives voted to lower the interesting rate of Curtis Jackson, better known as rapper 50 cent. Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, noted that 50 Cent performed poorly against ‘Euro’, a rapper from Frankfurt Germany. “With sliding record sales and allegations 50 Cent has been using steroids, we had no choice but to de-value the world’s interest to Mr. Jackson.â€? 50 could not be reached for comment.