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Jim Dunce, a 35 year old web engineer from Queens New York, tried going on a killing spree, imitating the monster from the film ‘Cloverfield’. The end result was Jim being laughed at for over 20 blocks. “I was coming out of Radio Shack and this guy covered in latex and a garden hose steps on my foot.â€? Cloverfield ‘crushing victim’ Amanda Garces said. “I’m all pissed and he’s moaning like some freak and then he hits me with his hose, so I punched him in the face.â€? Mr. Dunce was later ‘caught’ by police who said that Mr. Dunce’s monster outfit was a wet suit, latex and a garden hose bought from the Home Depot and was taped on the suit with duct tape. “We were going to mace him, but we were all laughing too hard. On the positive side, the guy really commits to character.” Mr. Dunce’s mother was later called to pick up Jim.