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The most recent Malibu fires resulted in investigators bringing in Drew Barrymore for questioning. “It is no secret that Drew, as a 9 year old, had pyrokinetic abilities.â€? Said lead investigator Hal Dublin. “We just want to make sure that those powers have not resurfaced in the recent weeks.â€? Barrymore’s lawyers have been adamant over her innocence and fear investigators would try to take Barrymore back to ‘The Shop’, which was a secret Government Department who studied Barrymore and her abilities as a child. Leslie R. Rosenthal, Barrymore’s attorney made this statement to the press. “These wildfires are just a reprise by the government trying to use Drew’s pyrokinetic powers as a weapon against other nations.”

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